B-Log

Today is a good day. Even if it’s not, I just feel like saying that.

Anyways, fotu updated!

I was going to forget about it. Leave it behind and walk out. Travel for miles till I could realise its absence. And all I could do is wait then till the time I could go back and look at it again and most probably find it as I left it.
My bloody mobile! Why didn’t I just forget it at home why did I go back and get it Just so that it hangs while I doze off in the bus. And now it just won’t work.

Now for other news, we (Dubai Bloggers) had a farewell meet for Neha, who will be leaving the country soon. We’re gonna miss her and her foodie talks :)

Another holiday coming up this Thursday :)

Thinking if I should watch Rang De Basanti hmmm

Veggies and fruits are not the kind of objects that would cause you laugh out loud when you look at them… right?
Me.. alrite … I can look funny but not so funny that it causes uncontrollable laughter.
But somehow just the thought of me eating only fruits and raw veggies for an entire day made people laugh more than any of the sad jokes I’ve ever cracked.
And watching me eat the same caused people to gasp, stare and giggle!

I have to repeat myself and say, that I always knew I should’ve been in the entertainment business!

I understand you work 16hours a day and you have no time to socialize. I understand that your income is meager and it’s hard to make the ends meet. I understand that your families are back in your home country and the only contact with humans you make are the ones you have to serve who often treat you like shit. So if once in a while you meet someone who seems kinder than the others, you like to share your grievances, sorrows, joys, sponsorship money, views on the world politics, nuclear war, the burst tyre lying in the trash can, etc etc. Believe me I would be very interested in lending you a ear and even discussing everything with you but early morning hours is not the ideal time to force me to indulge in such talka. That is when I’m extremely grumpy and wishing I could get some more peace and quiet if not some sleep. So my dear cabbies of UAE, forgive me for my rudeness if I snap back and make you shut up but I really would avoid making the morning anything other than good.

I have a tendency of slouching on my chair. I feel it�s the most wonderful and comfortable thing to do, but only second to resting your legs on the desk and dozing off. Slouching gives me the ability to stretch my legs without the dirty soles of my shoes coming in the faces of dirtier people around. This way I also keep their superiority complex intact… it’s never good to bring people back to reality using shoe soles.

It�s always good to slouch, hide behind the monitor and eat. Brings back the thrill of school days when we used to hide behind our books and finish everybody’s tiffins in the 1st period itself.

Want give people the impression that you’re feeling relaxed in such a tensed office environment� I say just slouch and do your work. I know how most of you actually just pretend to work� Well, try to look very tensed while slouching. Yes it’s tough and everybody knows it. Hence you get more respect for balancing the two extremes so well.

The only drawback of slouching is that it makes you write crappy posts!