B-Log

Garfu, the kind-hearted but extremely busy soul finally found time to meet up today. She even treated me to a hot chocolate to put me to sleep, so that she could walk off whenever she got bored of listening to me snore. But sadly, her apple cinnamon muffin kept her busy and she paid no attention to my sweet snorty noises. In between I talked in my sleep and mumbled some not so pleasant things about the world and a few specific people. I think she also gave up the muffin for a while and reciprocated with equally mean words about her workplace and people there. We found out time to bitch in the midst of all this! Can you believe it? No? Okay read on then…

Finally I wake up and she finishes her muffin and we realise that the comfy couch isn’t big enough for the both of us. So the duel for it had to be carried out in an open space. We got up to proceed and just then a voice comes from behind… “Hey B!!! What are you doing here?” Now these are the situations where I think plastic surgeries come handy, ‘coz otherwise the only option for me would be to evaporate that very second and there and never come back. All this while I had been mumbling not so nice things about this very same person. And I even doged her and made some excuses to get her off my back. I think I should blame it all on Garfu. But then she has already decided that she will be blaming me for everything that goes wrong with her this month.. Kindda an inaugaration ceremony for the term “becauseofb”. I don’t mind as long as it is for free :-P