B-Log

There are certain things which defy national and interenational boundaries. Things that travel far and wide without any control. Water and air are two of them. The other is my weird connection with… well… read on…

I was waiting at the bus-stop to board a bus to Delhi, when a car passed in front of me at a rather slow speed. Two guys with their heads almost out of the window, were gaping at me and mumbling something I could not hear. I mutter and almost scream some nasty stuff but by then they’ve gone. The car then stopped about 15mts. away.

After some 5minutes, one of the two guys suddenly appears in front of me. Here’s how the conversation went:

Him: Excuse me, madam!
Me: Yes?
Him: Were you working in Dubai?
Me: Huh?? (WTF… are you psychic?) Well, yes… why do u ask? And how do YOU know?
Him: Because I was there too.
Me: Ah… What a coincidence, eh? But still, how exactly do you know?
Him: I used to board my bus to work from the same stop as you. I used to see you everyday there. You used to take that particular bus to work at 7:15 am everyday.
Me: Ohhh!!!! (Run! International stalker!!)
And then he offered me a ride which I obviously declined.

Just in case you’re still not sure, yes… he was a Mallu! :D

Coming soon at a theatre near you…
Theres something about Mallus… and Me ;)

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Besides all this, I’ve taken a break form Orkut and IM’s till my exam, which is on 6th Jan.
Almost everyone I know, strongly doubts my will power! :-|

Ques:
What is it about Indian men and breaking into a song when they see a girl?

On orkut…

“Today’s fortune:
Good things are being said about you”

Where? Who? How? Why?
Mujhe kuch sunayi nahi de raha, daactar sahab!

God sends these wake-up calls to everyone. The kind where you’re expected to go “Whoa! What was I thinking…. I’m a piece of s**t and so is everyone else around me. Tomorrow I will change the world. For now, let me go back to sleep.” You know, the “Aha!” moments that such wake-up calls bring which suddnely clear up your perspective… temporarily, if not forever. And such wake-up calls don’t come too often. They are extremely rare. God doesn’t want you to feel bad about yourself every now and then.

My case is slightly different. I get wake-up calls from up there…. everyday! And at the same time. These arn’t the normal kinds. These are literally meant to wake me up from my deep (snore-free) slumber. Every night before dozzing off on my messy bed, I plan to wake up at 8 in the morning. And every morning, something happens right around that time. Either my nephew screams out loud, some moron thinks he can reach an alien-sounding creature on my number, people in the flat above ours decide to drill holes through their walls. You get the idea, eh?

But like every other normal ones, I’ve managed to steer past these special ones too. I only wake up at noon and then crib about how I never go according to plans. *Sigh*

Let’s hope I get another call tomorrow!

Headbanging - done!
Air guitaring - done!
Air drumming - done!
The “Yo!” hand movement - done!
The Shake the Ass move - done!
Hi-five - done!
Thumbs-up/ Thumbs-down - done!
Sticking out the tongue - done!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Training is over.

My 2yr old nephew is ready for the world!